Cheap Medical Care for Artists

I'll be flying at least 7 times this year, probably more like 10 times, not enough to achieve Medallion status just enough to get really annoyed. Since a friend emailed this to me today, I realized my consolation prize is that I won't need a check up.

If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport. You'll get a free x-ray and a breast exam and if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy!